Limericks

A fellow looked up at the sky,

And spotted a rabbit drift by.

His wife simply said,

“That's broccoli, Fred."

He muttered, "Your eyesight's awry."

A man saw a face on the wall,

And thought it was sending a call.

He stared at the paint,

Then started to faint...

The crack was the cause of it all.

Our brains are remarkable things,

They fasten on fanciful strings.

They'll find a design,

In toast or red wine,

Then wonder what destiny brings.